Dec 17 2006
Mos Craciun in timpul liber
Cam asa ajunge dupa ce imparte toate cadourile din Hummer
Archive for December, 2006
Dec 15 2006
Inca o primavara…
Ca fan al fotbalului nu pot sa ma abtin sa nu scriu despre magia acestui sport. Pentru partea masculina…si chiar pentru cea feminina este catalogat ca cel mai interesant sport…televiziunile, radiourile si ziarele ajuta in mod nemarginit la promovarea acestuia…ce sa mai…nu degeaba ii spune sportul rege.
De ce inca o primavara?…pentru ca in plan international sunt cele mai frumoase meciuri…este perioada anului in care orice competitie fotbalistica ofera pasionatului cele mai bune momente ale sale.
Astazi, vineri 15 decembrie se efectueaza tragerea la sorti a optimilor Champions League…practic de aici incepand adevarata lupta pentru trofeu.
Tot astazi se efectueaza si tragerea la sorti pentru saisprezecimile si optimile Cupei UEFA …cea de-al doilea turneu ca importanta in plan continental.
Deci…
Champions League
UEFA Cup
Nu o sa scriu decat meciurile ce implica echipele romanesti…
Benfica Lisaboa - Dinamo Bucuresti
Steaua Bucuresti - Sevilla FC
…Pana in primavara mai e. Urmeaza porcul de Craciun si alcoolul de Revelion 
sa traim
Dec 13 2006
Botswana
Pe langa Croatia…s-a mai gasit un stat caruie ii este foarte draga…
…si la mai mare 
Dec 12 2006
Modern Santa
Mosu si-a bagat sania in service si pentru ca este client fidel a primit un nou mijloc de transport…de data asta fara reni…
Dec 12 2006
9/11
A aparut si la noi stirea asta…cam la 2 luni dupa accident…
Omu’ cred ca a ajuns vedeta mondiala
Dec 12 2006
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris…toata lumea il stie, e tipu ala cu barba care bate pe toata lumea din orice film care joaca…unde e bataie e si el cu alte cuvinte.
…astfel cineva s-a apucat sa faca niste constatari…specifice…just like:
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
* The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
* Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
* The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
* Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
* Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
* If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
* In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
* When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
* Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
* Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the richter scale.
* Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.
* The world’s fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
* When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
* TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
